因故在伦敦盘桓期间，杰克·斯派罗船长（约翰尼·德普 Johnny Depp 饰）被英国国王的士兵抓住。原来传说中的“不老泉”重现世间，为了赶在西班牙之前得手。英国国王乔治二世（Richard Griffiths 饰）希望杰克和巴波萨船长（杰弗里·拉什 Geoffrey Rush 饰）联手出海寻找。倔强傲慢的杰克断然拒绝，阴差阳错进入了假杰克船长的巢穴，更由此邂逅了旧老情人安吉莉卡（佩妮洛普·克鲁兹...

After finding out he has an STI, Dylan must get back in touch with every girl he has ever had sex with to let them know the bad news....